NerdRemix Best of 2013 Awards

 

So, here we have it, my favorite things, by category, of the films I reviewed this year!

 

 

 

 

Best Director-Feature Film

 

Ivan Zuccon-"Wrath of the Crows”

 

Runner Up—Jessica Cameron-“Truth or Dare"

 

Best Director-Short Film

 

Jason Hoover-"I Am  No One" (segment from "The Collective V.6")

Runner Up--Brian Williams-"Play Me"

 

Best Director-Web/T.V. Series

 

Paul Gorman-“WISP”

 

 

Best Actor-Feature Film

 

Jim O'Rear-“Post Mortem, America 2021”

 

Runner Up—Joey Pollari-"Profile of a Killer”

 

Best Actress-Feature Film

 

Tiffany Shepis-"Wrath of the Crows”

 

Runner Up—Emily Fradenburgh-"Profile of a Killer"

 

 

Best Actor-Short Film

 

Mark Balfour-“Prescott Place

 

Runner Up—Whoever the Hell played Charles Lake--"I Am No One"

 

Best Actress-Short Film

 

Alexis Iacono-“Prescott Place

 

Runner Up—Ellie Church-“Play Me”

 

Best Horror/Comedy

 

"Conjoined"

 

 

        And now—the “Rest” of the categories!!

 

Best Boobs

 

Angelina Leigh--“Indie Director”

Again, this year’s winner combines quality and quantity!

 

 

Best Gore

 

“The Cemetery”

Ahlbrandt excels at fucking up the human body!!

 

Best Use of Bodily Fluids (other than blood)

 

"I.B.S."

Mike O'Mahony & Co. sling the feces with reckless abandon--and it's hilarious!

 

 

There ya go!! Feel free to argue, but this is my not-so-humble opinion. See you next year!

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